hobbit next week
hOBbit NExt WEEK
HOBBIT NEXT WEEK
THE HOBBIT NEXT WEEK
- NEXT WEEK
- NEXT FUCKING WEEK
penis is such an ugly word we should call them dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dongs
Love it when a girl plays with my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.
I fucking choked on my tea
Next you’ll be choking on my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.
Thanks go out to Tumblr’r K for sourcing this, so the brilliant person who created it gets some credit.
i just walked past 2 construction dudes and one of em just said “i don’t think they’re right-handed or left-handed. they’re just dogs.”